Real Life: Assume straight until proven gay.
Tumblr: Assume gay until proven straight.
Fangirls: When proven straight assume it’s a lie.
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
Avengers Rec: "Off the Record" →
esendoran: fic stats: Hella’s Tony x Loki fic “Off the Record” is a brilliant example of well done Frostiron. If you’re new to or unsure about this pairing, go ahead and give this fic a try. why: This manages to get a believable balance of edginess, emotion, characterization, manipulation, smut, plot twists, BAMFyness, and humor down really, really well. note: Currently a WIP, but if you’re...
when u see it
orangetigger: tomhiddlestoncreeping: Chris I love you, love me Chris LOVE ME
Reblog if English isn't your first language.
buttcamp: have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first...
her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
me: Not really. His name is Loki.
her: Loki? Ok.
her: I like Loki.
her: Is Thor a princess?
her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
her: Is it because he's sad?
her: Poor Loki.
her: Can we have him?
her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
her: Is Loki bad now?
her: He likes being bad.
her: Because he likes his spear.
her: and his helmet.
her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
me: Yes he does.
her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
her: No! Did Loki die?!
her: But I liked Loki...
her: I bet Thor misses him,
her: I miss him.
And that was great, she'll be a great girl in the future.
puckermanfabray: lets play “which download link is the real one”
jeszing: have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: “What! You...– C.S. Lewis TUMBLR IN ONE QUOTE (via br0v1c3, quote-book) (via regular-ordinary-novice) (via nyiro)
He loves it. He first showed this stuff to me last year. Somebody told him about...– Amanda Abbington, on Martin Freeman’s reaction to Tumblr Baker Street Babes Podcast, 27/05/2012 (via heysammy)
hyperbolequeen: tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
masterassassino: Fandoms are a lot like English teachers, they read into the story so much that they come up with logical things that the writer never even realised.